The mainstream media said she was finished, but our brave Hillary
soldiered on to wallop B. Hussein Obama in Ohio, Texas and Rhode Island
Tuesday night. I don't know what the MSM is so upset about-- we let
them pick the Republican nominee. Did they want to pick the Democratic
Not only that, but after some toothsome appearances
on various madcap comedy shows this past week -- "Saturday Night Live,"
"Late Night With David Letterman," "Hardball With Chris Matthews" --
Hillary's "likability" quotient is soaring! According to the latest
CNN/CBS News poll, she's just been upgraded from "Utterly Loathsome" to
The percentage of registered voters who would rather
disembowel themselves with a wooden spoon than vote for Hillary has
just slipped below the magical 50 percent mark. We're surging, Hillary!
If you want to be even more likable, you should go on "The View." Next
to those four harpies, you seem almost agreeable.
Hillary has won three primaries in a row, it's time for Obama to do the
classy thing and withdraw from the race. (Obama won Vermont, but that
was earlier in the day. Exit polls indicate he took the black vote.
Literally. There was just the one.)
Imagine how proud Michelle Obama would be of her country if that
happened! But Obama probably won't do the classy thing, despite
claiming to be a "new" kind of politician and rejecting the politics of
If Hillary is serious about becoming president, she's
got to make some changes. I say this as a Hillary supporter and strong
opponent of divorce. Hillary: You've got to divorce Bill. You've
already fired one campaign manager. Now it's time to get rid of your
No. 1 buzz-killer.
Not only is the media's group-lie about Bill
Clinton being a "rock star" over, but -- one can hope -- the use of the
excruciatingly stupid phrase "rock star" to refer to wonky politicians
is over. It's become such a cliche that music critics have begun
referring to actual rock stars as "leading Democratic contenders."
believe, often accurately, that if they say the same thing over and
over again 1 billion times, people will believe it: "Bush lied, kids
died," "We've lost in Iraq," "Reagan is stupid," "Bush is stupid,"
"Republicans are stupid," "Global warming is destroying the planet,"
"Gloria Steinem is good-looking" and -- their most provably false
assertion -- "Bill Clinton is the most talented politician of his
In a period of just a few short months last year,
"news" articles in The New York Times cooed -- I mean "said" -- the
following about Bill Clinton:
-- "Elvis is here, Clinton version.
Having Bill Clinton campaign for you, as Mr. Ford learns, is a mixed
blessing. You are bolstered standing next to this outsized Democrat,
but still seem puny by comparison."
-- "Mr. Clinton is one Oscar-worthy supporting actor who can sometimes upstage his leading lady simply by breathing."
"Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton has been trying to capture Bill Clinton's
old political magic and lay claim to his legacy and popularity."
-- Tony Blair's charisma "ranks second only to Bill Clinton's."
to be a stickler, but Bill Clinton is the guy who could never get as
much as 50 percent of the country to vote for him. And that was in two
presidential elections that the Republicans basically sat out (as they
are doing this year).
It was also in elections held before the
country realized "Elvis" Clinton was molesting the help. If Bill
Clinton is the Democrats' idea of Elvis, somebody should tell them he's
playing to half-empty houses.
Besides the joy liberals take in
lying generally, they have massive Reagan envy. Despite having informed
us the requisite 1 billion times that Reagan was a dunce, Americans
adored him, and still do.
Democrats wanted one of their
presidents to be adored, too -- and not just for being assassinated.
But they only seemed able to produce laughable incompetents like Jimmy
So no matter how preposterous it was, liberals just kept
telling us that the chubby kid with the big red nose whose greatest
moment on the football field involved a wind instrument was "Elvis."
According to Nexis, that appellation has been applied to Clinton
approximately 1,000 times. In print, that is. There's no telling how
many drunken cocktail waitresses have whispered it in Clinton's ear
during late-night elevator assignations.
You can stop lying for the voters now, Hillary. This is me, Ann Coulter, your supporter.
charade of a marriage has gone on long enough. Even if you were stupid
enough to marry him back in the '70s, Bill is just so over, girlfriend.
He can't even get Holiday Inn cocktail waitresses anymore. Last I
heard, he was hitting on the Motel 6 housekeeping staff.
too good for him, Hillary. Obama has now denounced and rejected Louis
Farrakhan. It's time for you to denounce and reject Bill Clinton.
excites voters by offering to be the first black president. You've got
a chance to make history by becoming the first divorcee to win the