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Ask Aunt Sophie By: Judith Weizner
The Speaker of the House asks whether the CIA might make her disappear. ....more
Stimulus for the Dead By: Tom Purcell
The newest lobbying group argues if the dead pay taxes, why shouldn't they receive government checks? ....more
Unhappiness is What We Need By: Tom Purcell
If stupid policies and irresponsible behavior got us here, a little pain will help get us out. ....more
The Celebration of Nothing By: Tom Purcell
Giving children awards for accomplishing nothing creates a generation of adults who expect government handouts. ....more
Leftist Speak By: Don Feder / GrassTopsUSA.com
A Lefticon for the age of Obama. ....more
Ask Aunt Sophie By: Judith Weizner
A "former" terrorist wonders why his friend is getting all the media glory. ....more
"That Blankety-Blank-Blank!" By: Tom Purcell
Welcome to expletive-filled discussions with socialists through TV screens. ....more
Supreme Satire By: Bill Steigerwald
An interview with Christopher Buckley about his satirical new book, which features a blowhard senator and a hot, gun-toting Supreme Court nominee. ....more
An American Triumph By: Ben Johnson
An American Carol: a hilarious, thoughtful, star-studded, conservative comedy with high production values – at last. ....more
Aunt Sophie By: Judith Weizner
An erstwhile presidential candidate wonders if an affair should consign him to political obscurity. ....more
Summertime for Fat Kids By: Tom Purcell
Big Brother, and the left-leaning media, made an amazing discovery: going outside is good for children. ....more
Health Wanted Ads By: Tom Purcell
You have a fascinating resume, but do you eat Twinkies? ....more
SUV for Sale By: Tom Purcell
Environmentalists should be forced to drive Ford Pintos. ....more
The Moment of Truth: Presidential Edition By: Jamie Weinstein
If we hooked the presidential candidates up to a lie detector, here's what they'd say.... ....more
Needed: Will Rogers By: Tom Purcell
America needs more common sense and less finger-pointing. ....more
The Dodgeball Party and the Ban-Dodgeball Party By: Tom Purcell
The games we play (or are banned from playing) forecast what kind of voters we will become. ....more
Tax Torture By: Tom Purcell
Two things are certain in life, and they have a great deal in common. ....more
Hillary's Business-Class "Experience" By: Michael Reagan
If travel qualifies someone to be president, I should run. ....more
The Grave Threat of the Easter Bunny By: Tom Purcell
The ACLU feels Peter Cottontail is establishing a theocracy in America's schools. ....more
Letting Al-Qaeda Chat Away By: Paul M. Weyrich
Who's keeping the feds from wiretapping the next 9/11 terrorists? Madam Speaker. ....more
Hillary: Stand By Some Other Man By: Ann Coulter
The one thing that could really help her campaign is a D-I-V-O-R-C-E. ....more
Reasoning with an Obamanaic By: Tom Purcell
...between fainting spells, of course. ....more
Ask Aunt Sophie By: Judith Weizner
A presidential candidate who fears that the wheels are coming off her campaign. ....more
Some Commercials I'd Like to See By: Don Feder / GrassTopssUSA.com
If candidates told the truth, here's what the spots would look like. ....more
If Cable News Covered Christ's Birth By: Tom Purcell
When CNN meets the First Noel. ....more
The Coming Prosecution of Santa Claus By: Tom Purcell
How long until the PC Left brands him as an obese sweatshop owner and religious fanatic with an unhealthy interest in children? ....more
A "Trophy" for Angry Feminists By: Tom Purcell
The Left wants to know: is America ready for a first lady as hot as Mrs. Fred Thompson? ....more
Ask Aunt Sophie By: Judith Weizner
A distinguished Middle Eastern leader wonders why his friend, the university president, mistreated him in public. ....more
Ask Aunt Sophie By: Judith Weizner
A wealthy presidential candidate asks Aunt Sophie why people are obsessed with his money. ....more
Sailing to Sexual Equality By: Tom Purcell
Nautical proof that women are pulling ahead of men. ....more
The Seriousness of P.J. O'Rourke By: Ron Capshaw
A funnyman presents a biting indictment of statism, in both parties. ....more
President Obama's "Peace" Tour By: Jamie Weinstein
How the 44th president will negotiate with the world's rogue regimes. ....more
My Doc, the Terrorist By: Tom Purcell

On second thought, maybe I'm OK after all....

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If Washington Crossed the Delaware in 2007 By: Tom Purcell
"Gen. Washington, there is no point in prolonging a lost war. And do you know what your carbon footprint is?" ....more
Become an Instant Middle East Expert! By: Barry Rubin
A career counselor's advice to those looking for an affluent life without having to know anything. ....more
Hey, Loosen Up, Buddy By: Tom Purcell
Is all morality a matter of opinion? ....more
Ask Aunt Sophie By: Judith Weizner
A candidate with great hair asks Auntie to come up with a campaign slogan that reflects his gravitas. ....more
Osama's Address to College Graduates By: Tom Purcell
God's been speaking to me; let me tell you what was said.... ....more
The Games Congressmen Play By: Tom Purcell

A terrorist wonders how serious we really are in the War on Terror.

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Ask Aunt Sophie By: Judith Weizner
A conveniently truthful writer wonders why people won't reduce their carbon footprint as he has. ....more
Ask Aunt Sophie By: Judith Weizner
A former president is hurt people think he is an anti-Semite...and makes "errors." ....more
Brokeback Sheep Study By: Tom Purcell
PETA and the gay Left go crazy about a study of gay rams. ....more
George Who? By: Tom Purcell
America's youth are ignorant of their nation's founder. ....more
Ask Aunt Sophie By: Judith Weizner
The newly-chosen, most powerful woman in the world complains of insufficient respect from the Right. ....more
To Serve Man By: Julia Gorin
A new campaign reassures us there are actually many Arabic words that are not related to terrorism. ....more
Your Endangered Privacy By: Tom Purcell
They're watching. All the time. ....more
Adam Smith for Dummies By: Bill Steigerwald
In his newest book, P.J. O'Rourke takes on The Wealth of Nations. ....more
The Cupcake Ban By: Tom Purcell
The Nanny State banishes Twinkie the Kid and Fruit Pie the Magician from public schools. ....more
Free Mumia - Not! This is the fourteenth issue of Heterodoxy, the celebrated journal edited by Peter Collier and David Horowitz, which FrontPage Magazine will re-publish in its entirety. All the issues will be archived on DiscoverTheNetworks.org. ....more
Just Say Yes! This is the thirtieth issue of Heterodoxy, the celebrated journal edited by Peter Collier and David Horowitz, which FrontPage Magazine will re-publish in its entirety. All the issues will be archived on DiscoverTheNetworks.org. ....more
Ask Aunt Sophie By: Judith Weizner
A former presidential candidate wonders why talk radio Nazis don't get his jokes. ....more
Free Borat! By: Ben Johnson
The ADL throws Sacha Baron Cohen down the well. ....more
A Death in Berkeley This is the twenty-seventh issue of Heterodoxy, the celebrated journal edited by Peter Collier and David Horowitz, which FrontPage Magazine will re-publish in its entirety. All the issues will be archived on DiscoverTheNetworks.org ....more
9/11 Kookery By: Tom Purcell
Why my friend believes the 9/11 masterminds were Howard Dean and Ted Kennedy. ....more
Ask Aunt Sophie By: Judith Weizner

A TV journalist asks Auntie whether his recent interview with a Middle-Eastern president met his usual standard.

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What I Did On My Summer Vacation By: Ann Coulter
The interview you've never read. ....more
Ask Aunt Sophie By: Judith Weizner
A newspaper editor explains his contributions to the War on Terror. ....more
Give Me the Churchill Treatment By: David Yeagley
The U of Colorado trustees should fire Ward Churchill and hire me -- but I have demands. ....more
Ask Aunt Sophie By: Judith Weizner
A recently convicted Muslim terrorist complains he wants to die in action, not jail. ....more
Just Say Yes This is the twenty-eighth issue of Heterodoxy, the celebrated journal edited by Peter Collier and David Horowitz, which FrontPage Magazine will re-publish in its entirety over the next two years. All the issues will be archived on DiscoverTheNetworks.org. ....more
Ask Aunt Sophie By: Judith Weizner

A well-known humorist asks Aunt Sophie why the radio network he helped found failed in New York.

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Ask Aunt Sophie By: Judith Weizner
A smashed congressman hopes Aunt Sophie agrees with his lawyers about his handling of an accident he can’t remember. ....more
Conversations with the Enemy By: Judith Weizner
A fawning Yale administrator interviews a prospective, foreign-born student. ....more
Ask Aunt Sophie By: Judith Weizner
A black Congresswoman who swings a mean cell phone wonders why a racist cop isn't behind bars. ....more
The United Race vs. the United Faith By: Julia Gorin
Who is fighting for control of America now? ....more
Ask Aunt Sophie By: Judith Weizner
The mayor of a major eastern city describes why he won't fire a radical Muslim cleric. ....more
Ask Aunt Sophie By: Judith Weizner
A recently freed group of Christian pacifist hostages wonders why the world is outraged they did not thank their imperialist, occupational rescuers. ....more
Ask Aunt Sophie By: Judith Weizner
A retired Supreme Court justice says criticizing judges is no better than killing them. ....more
Ask Aunt Sophie By: Judith Weizner
A politically ambitious senator wonders why her husband can't back her on a port deal – and her husband wonders why she's never grateful. ....more
Ask Aunt Sophie By: Judith Weizner
A black sportscaster wonders why everyone's riled up that he compared the Winter Olympics to a lily-white GOP convention. ....more
Mickey Marxism This is the twenty-third issue of Heterodoxy, the celebrated journal edited by Peter Collier and David Horowitz, which FrontPage Magazine will re-publish in its entirety over the next two years. All the issues will be archived on DiscoverTheNetworks.org. ....more
Ask Aunt Sophie By: Judith Weizner
A former president wonders why people were upset at his funeral etiquette. ....more
Man-Boy Love This is the twenty second issue of Heterodoxy, the celebrated journal edited by Peter Collier and David Horowitz, which FrontPage will re-publish in its entirety over the next two years. All the issues will be archived on DiscoverTheNetworks.org. ....more
Ask Aunt Sophie By: Judith Weizner
The head of a Middle Eastern country makes his demands known to the infidel -- and wonders why people say he rants. ....more
The Conscience of a Gay Conservative This is the twenty first issue of Heterodoxy, the celebrated journal edited by Peter Collier and David Horowitz, which FrontPage will re-publish in its entirety over the next two years. All the issues will be archived on DiscoverTheNetworks.org. ....more
Ask Aunt Sophie By: Judith Weizner
A wealthy senator asks whether to recommend a bigot for the Supreme Court. ....more
Bodies of Evidence This is the twentieth issue of Heterodoxy, the celebrated journal edited by Peter Collier and David Horowitz, which FrontPage will re-publish in its entirety over the next two years. All the issues will be archived on DiscoverTheNetworks.org. ....more
University of Sex This is the nineteenth issue of Heterodoxy, the celebrated journal edited by Peter Collier and David Horowitz, which FrontPage will re-publish in its entirety over the next two years. All the issues will be archived on DiscoverTheNetworks.org. ....more
Ask Aunt Sophie By: Judith Weizner
The leader of a chic European country asks why he should have to resettle Israel in his backyard. ....more
Ask Aunt Sophie By: Judith Weizner
A physician-turned-ex-governor wonders why conservatives keep quoting him out of context. ....more
Happy Holy Days By: Dr. Warren Throckmorton
Even the antiseptic, PC greeting "Happy Holidays" is far too religious! ....more
Why Can't I Get Arrested? By: Ann Coulter
Leftists have indicted or investigated Rush Limbaugh, Tom DeLay, Ed Meese, and every other cool conservative in history. Why not me? ....more
Ask Aunt Sophie By: Judith Weizner
A former vice president and TV mogul wonders how he can MoveOn. ....more
Lampooning the Left By: Bill Steigerwald
The creator of the cartoon "Mallard Fillmore" talks about conservatives' forgotten weapon: humor. ....more
Ask Aunt Sophie By: Judith Weizner
Aunt Sophie explains to a New York Congressman why his assessment of the President as a racist is spot on. ....more
Conservative Disinformation About Harriet Miers By: Henry Mark Holzer
Tony Blankley, Ann Coulter, William Kristol, Michelle Malkin and others discuss why they really oppose the new Supreme Court nominee. ....more
Ask Aunt Sophie By: Judith Weizner
A desperate Hollywood housewife begs Auntie to join her in the fight against global warming. ....more
Sipping Coffee on the Euphrates By: Dr. Walid Phares
Two Iraqi brothers discuss freedom, military action, and the misguided politics of protestors. ....more
Soak the Rich Colleges By: Robert Dunn / The American Enterprise
It’s time for an egalitarian revolution. ....more
Ask Aunt Sophie By: Judith Weizner
A Black Muslim explains why Hurricane Katrina really hit the Big Easy. ....more
Yes, Virginia, There Are Stupid Questions By: Mike Adams / Townhall.com
The self-esteem movement in education has kept the jackass from knowing he is a jackass. ....more
The ACLU Does Gitmo By: Judith Weizner
Conversations with the enemy. ....more
Ask Aunt Sophie By: Judith Weizner
A Louisiana senator threatens to punch Aunt Sophie if she doesn't blame Hurricane Katrina on President Bush. ....more
Ask Aunt Sophie By: Judith Weizner
A Gold Star Mom assures Aunt Sophie that the ideas expressed in her statements are strictly her own. ....more
Peace Prize Suitability Test By: Judith Weizner

What will it take for Nobel to notice you?

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Ask Aunt Sophie By: Judith Weizner
A very famous world citizen/entertainer asks Aunt Sophie how to disabuse people of the absurd notion that he’s anti-Semitic. ....more
Ask Aunt Sophie By: Judith Weizner
A West Coast columnist wants to know whether Aunt Sophie also thinks Bush exercises too much. ....more
Ask Aunt Sophie By: Judith Weizner
The good doctor reassures a cabinet secretary that his non-discrimination policies are as American as falafel. ....more




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